She finally has a home: Harvard - Los Angeles Times

She finally has a home: Harvard - Los Angeles Times

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Damnit!

I don't write anymore. Hell. I don't have it in me.

Paper please.

Wow. Finally. Someone was GENIUS enough to come up with this! Cannot believe the ingeniuty that surrounds us today. Really. I can't.




Fug You
Ugly Bag



You’ve tried miracle creams, painful injections, and expensive procedures. But nothing helps.

You’re still incredibly ugly.

If you suffer from retina-scarring, child-terrifying hideousness, hope exists. Not in a bottle but in a bag: the Ugly Bag, a revolutionary, instantaneous solution to common repulsiveness. Just slip it over your horribly disfigured head and let your new life begin.

Maria, formerly known to friends as “Vomit Face,” gushes: “The side effects were difficult at first — sure, I miss being able to see stuff — but it’s worth it.” JoAnne, who for years could make a living only as an extra in zombie films, says, “It’s great! I really [words too muffled to understand due to presence of paper bag on head].”

So don’t delay. Because whether you know it or not, your ugliness is probably hurting you.

And it’s definitely killing us.


Available online at mystore.cc.

"Di weda outside na correct weda"

Thank you for being you and not your father. You both are talents to the extremes!

Femi Kuti Ladies and Gentlemen:



"She said loooooooove me Femi don't stop!!"

Poor people...

Here! Funmi! Smile for the Camera!! Over here!

I, like many other uber busy style mavens/mommies subscribe to DailyCandy to read up and make sure I'm on my game. Every day I get an email telling me what the hottest, latest fade/trend is. Mind you, I take them all with a grain of salt unless it really and truly MOVES me. Some are on point, others I don't quite get; then there are some that make me realize our 'society' has taken a turn for something I may never recognize. Below is yet another example of their all knowing wisdom.

Take a Picture, It’ll Last Longer
Your Paparazzi for Hire


You don’t have your own clothing line, haven’t been caught on the gossip pages, and aren’t featured on YouTube with an exposed body part (well, not all of you, anyway).

But that doesn’t mean you aren’t a hot-to-trot celebutante.

Now you can really feel like one with Your Paparazzi for Hire. Like the name promises, you’ll get your own group of bulb-flashing inquisitors staked at an entrance somewhere awaiting your arrival.

Depending on your event (dinner in the South End, yet another charity gala), you can pick and choose your package. The simplest gets you limo service plus four photogs who’ll dart questions at you while you make an entrance. The most extravagant arms you with a faux publicist, bodyguard, two extra shooters, and two hours of fun. You can even add on hair styling and makeup for a small fee.

Pedestrians will gawk, but we promise your photos will remain private.

Unless you’d prefer them not to be, of course.


Your Paparazzi for Hire (617-872-9719 or yourpaparazziforhire.com).

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